Last Update:
18-Aug-1999
I have been married 10 times.....
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT WAS WRONG WITH EACH
1.My first husband was a musician: all he wanted to do was sing to it.
2.My second husband was a doctor: all he wanted to do was examine it.
3.My third husband was a politician: all he wanted to do was make promises to it.
4.My fourth husband was a psychiatrist: all he wanted to do was talk about it.
5.My fifth husband was a photographer: all he wanted to do was take pictures of it.
6. My six husband was a policeman: all he wanted to do was keep it under lock and key.
7. My seventh husband was a hairdresser:n all he wanted to do was tease it.
8. My eighth husband was a gourmet: all he wanted to do was taste it.
9. My ninth husband was a teacher: all he wanted to do was do it over and over again until he got it right.
10. My tenth husband and last is the one I an married to now and the one I like the best, He a mechanic: he tore it uo the first night and has
been working on it ever since.
